About Us
Coffeyville's alternative news source, the Coffeyville Telegram first went into effect on April 01, 1920, during the Prohibition. Founded by World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, Ed "Strangler" Lewis who had a side business as a rum-runner, the publishers electrical telegraph was used to signal runners when it was safe to transport their “product”. Coffeyville Telegram continues it’s community news broadcasting 80 years later with Coffeyville’s only award winning news team. Plus, Coffeyville Telegram is the only news station in Kansas to ever be nominated for Excellence In News Publishing by the Ethereal Association Of Semi-Nude News Broadcasters… two years in a row!
Since then, we have been lambasted by the liberal media for our unethical practices, sued for libel and threatened with bodily harm. But nonetheless, we persevere doggedly in our pursuit for what we believe to be the truth despite facts to the contrary. We will stand fast, unashamed, forever allowing our political and/or religious beliefs to influence each and every one of our reports. Because that's the way FOX News has done it since October 7, 1996.
Alas, times have changed as has technology as well as our format and staff members. We now operate sorely via the World Wide Web on an extremely limited budget with the most decrepit cast of sewer slingers to ever formulate a conservative biased news article.
We live and work in Coffeyville and …and we love it!
Since then, we have been lambasted by the liberal media for our unethical practices, sued for libel and threatened with bodily harm. But nonetheless, we persevere doggedly in our pursuit for what we believe to be the truth despite facts to the contrary. We will stand fast, unashamed, forever allowing our political and/or religious beliefs to influence each and every one of our reports. Because that's the way FOX News has done it since October 7, 1996.
Alas, times have changed as has technology as well as our format and staff members. We now operate sorely via the World Wide Web on an extremely limited budget with the most decrepit cast of sewer slingers to ever formulate a conservative biased news article.
We live and work in Coffeyville and …and we love it!
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Our Staff
Telegram News Team:
Jack Ebbutt Christopher Stevens Les Moore Shirley U. Geste Penny Loafer Lotta Krap ..
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Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness but rather expose them -Ephesians 5:11
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Disclaimer:
The entire contents of this website are based upon the opinions of Coffeyville Telegram staff members, unless otherwise noted. Individual articles are based upon the opinions of the respective author, who retains copyright as marked. The information on this website is not intended to replace a one-on-one relationship with a qualified health care professional and is not intended as medical advice.
The contents of certain portions (or categories) on this site are mostly fictional and are meant for entertainment purposes only. Other portions (or categories) are intended as a way of sharing knowledge and information from the research and experience of the various members of the Coffeyville Telegram. We encourage you to make your own decisions based upon your own knowledge and experiences. The creators of this site assume no liability for how this site is used.
3rd party:
KOTUnews.org never rents or sells emails to third parties. We honor the privacy of our members and users, and unlike some other social networking sites, we DO NOT share user details with advertisers.
FAIR USE:
The Coffeyville Telegram publishes excerpts and summaries from copyrighted works under Fair Use, which allows the use of copyrighted materials for purposes of commentary and criticism for the public interest. The Coffeyville Telegram transforms summaries of the original copyrighted work into a new format and adds new information and value in the form of commentary or criticism.
The Coffeyville Telegram has no intention to compete with the original copyrighted content. Rather, it is The Coffeyville Telegrams intention to promote such content and deliver readers to such content.
DISCLAIMER: KOTUnews.org is not to be confused, connected or is there any affiliation implied with any other corporation using the word(s). We are an independent News Publication expressing our first amendment free speech rights as well as freedom of the press. We have no affiliation to any companies with similar names therefore our reporting should not reflect on any similarly named organization.
Digital Millennium Copyright Act:
It is our policy to respond to notices of alleged infringement that comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (found at the U.S. Copyright Office) and other applicable intellectual property laws. It is our policy to remove material from public view that we believe in good faith to be copyrighted material that has been illegally copied and distributed by any of our members or users. It is also our policy to terminate the accounts of repeat offenders. If we remove or disable access to comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act we will make a good-faith attempt to contact the owner, author, or administrator of each affected site so that they may make a counter notification pursuant to sections 512(g)(2) and (3) of that Act.
Infringement Notification:
If you believe that content residing on or accessible through our website infringes a copyright for which you own or are a designated agent, please send a notice of infringement by contacting us at [email protected] with information that sets forth the items specified below.
To expedite our ability to process your request, please use the following format:
Title of the specific thread or article that contains the copyrighted work. Post number of the specific post that contains the copyrighted work. Link to the specific post (available via the “this post” link on each post) or article you believe contains the copyrighted material. Specific nature of the copyright infringement you believe is occurring. Details of your claim to the material, or your relationship to the material copyright holder. Provide your full name, address, and telephone number should we need to clarify your claim. Provide a working email address where we can contact you to confirm your claim. Include the following statement: “I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above on the allegedly infringing web pages is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.” Include the following statement: “I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the copyright owner to make this complaint.”
We will review your claim and determine its merit. If, after our review, we believe your claim is sufficient to remove the information from public view, we will do so immediately and provide you with confirmation.
The entire contents of this website are based upon the opinions of Coffeyville Telegram staff members, unless otherwise noted. Individual articles are based upon the opinions of the respective author, who retains copyright as marked. The information on this website is not intended to replace a one-on-one relationship with a qualified health care professional and is not intended as medical advice.
The contents of certain portions (or categories) on this site are mostly fictional and are meant for entertainment purposes only. Other portions (or categories) are intended as a way of sharing knowledge and information from the research and experience of the various members of the Coffeyville Telegram. We encourage you to make your own decisions based upon your own knowledge and experiences. The creators of this site assume no liability for how this site is used.
3rd party:
KOTUnews.org never rents or sells emails to third parties. We honor the privacy of our members and users, and unlike some other social networking sites, we DO NOT share user details with advertisers.
FAIR USE:
The Coffeyville Telegram publishes excerpts and summaries from copyrighted works under Fair Use, which allows the use of copyrighted materials for purposes of commentary and criticism for the public interest. The Coffeyville Telegram transforms summaries of the original copyrighted work into a new format and adds new information and value in the form of commentary or criticism.
The Coffeyville Telegram has no intention to compete with the original copyrighted content. Rather, it is The Coffeyville Telegrams intention to promote such content and deliver readers to such content.
DISCLAIMER: KOTUnews.org is not to be confused, connected or is there any affiliation implied with any other corporation using the word(s). We are an independent News Publication expressing our first amendment free speech rights as well as freedom of the press. We have no affiliation to any companies with similar names therefore our reporting should not reflect on any similarly named organization.
Digital Millennium Copyright Act:
It is our policy to respond to notices of alleged infringement that comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (found at the U.S. Copyright Office) and other applicable intellectual property laws. It is our policy to remove material from public view that we believe in good faith to be copyrighted material that has been illegally copied and distributed by any of our members or users. It is also our policy to terminate the accounts of repeat offenders. If we remove or disable access to comply with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act we will make a good-faith attempt to contact the owner, author, or administrator of each affected site so that they may make a counter notification pursuant to sections 512(g)(2) and (3) of that Act.
Infringement Notification:
If you believe that content residing on or accessible through our website infringes a copyright for which you own or are a designated agent, please send a notice of infringement by contacting us at [email protected] with information that sets forth the items specified below.
To expedite our ability to process your request, please use the following format:
Title of the specific thread or article that contains the copyrighted work. Post number of the specific post that contains the copyrighted work. Link to the specific post (available via the “this post” link on each post) or article you believe contains the copyrighted material. Specific nature of the copyright infringement you believe is occurring. Details of your claim to the material, or your relationship to the material copyright holder. Provide your full name, address, and telephone number should we need to clarify your claim. Provide a working email address where we can contact you to confirm your claim. Include the following statement: “I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above on the allegedly infringing web pages is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.” Include the following statement: “I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the copyright owner to make this complaint.”
We will review your claim and determine its merit. If, after our review, we believe your claim is sufficient to remove the information from public view, we will do so immediately and provide you with confirmation.